Jessica - 16 - Sweden
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angergirl:

AU CONTRAIRE
MY GRANDMA GOT ALL A’S IN “ETIQUETTE” (YES THAT WAS AN ACTUAL CLASS IN HER HIGH SCHOOL) AND SHE TOLD ME, “DEAR,” SHE SAID,
“YOU NEVER CROSS YOUR LEGS, YOU CROSS YOUR ANKLES. BUT THE GREAT THING ABOUT YOU LIVING IN THIS GENERATION IS YOU DON’T HAVE TO FOLLOW MY GENERATION’S RULES. SIT THE WAY YOU WANT. IF SOMEONE LOOKS UP YOUR SKIRT, JUST TELL THEM YOUR AUNT MARY WILL KILL THEM.”WHICH IS TRUE
MY AUNT MARY HAD A SWITCHBLADE IN A SPECIAL POCKET OF HER NIGHTGOWN UNTIL THE DAY SHE DIED
the moral of this story is
1. Sit the way you want.
2. My great aunt Mary was a fucking badass.
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vortexanomaly:

the crumb
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spamanos:

zeus took fuck, marry, kill way too seriously

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sexience:

if u don’t think this is important then u r wrong
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myynt:

i hate bugs that fly, jump, crawl, dougie, twerk, 2 step, all that shit

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jonnovstheinternet:

So I heard itโ€™s Earth Day

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icelandickisses:

shez-a-bitch:

http://shez-a-bitch.tumblr.com

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